Sunday, August 01, 2004
I am a
Sagittarius.
(Also known as "
Archer")
My
Horroscope starts like this:
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Usually a Sagittarius will come off as a blissfully happy idiot.
In most cases, this first impression will prove accurate.
His moronic enthusiasm cannot be dampened
by anything - not even by a cinder block falling on his head.
After talking to a Sagittarius for five minutes, you will
want to kill him quickly but painfully.
From the early age, a Sagittarius will have
developed the infuriating habit of forcing his
stupid ideas and his company onto anyone who
might so much as walk by.
An aggressive optimist, a Sagittarius will require
a lot of work in a relationship.
He usually makes a habit of inventing stories and
lying outright, which he rationalizes by what he
thinks are good intentions.
A Sagittarius usually loves crouds and l
oud social situations, as well as any place
where he can enjoy a meal and a drink without
paying for them.
;; right from the beginning9:45 PM
